上失其道,民散久矣,如得其情,则哀衿而勿喜--曾子
〔编按:曾子说的是台湾的媒体与政客〕
The onething that hurt more than paying an incometax is not having to pay an
incometax
比缴所得税更令人难过的是———不用缴所得税。
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中年是当你的年纪表现在你的肚子时.--鲍伯.霍伯
***** 诗歌
长亭外古道边,芳草碧连天.晚风拂柳,笛声残,夕阳山外山.天之涯地之角.知交半零落.
一壶浊酒尽馀欢,今宵别梦寒-李叔同
云母屏风烛影深,长河渐落晓星沈.嫦娥应悔偷灵药,碧海青天夜夜心--李商隐
***** 短篇
Bush's Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so
excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked
them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be
a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would
be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I
know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss!
Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and
Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to
smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
"Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a
great loss!"
***** 时间的女儿
《阿扁是宋楚瑜所说的台湾败家子吗?答案在此》
http://home.pchome.com.tw/funny/wkhxxx/
真相是时间的女儿。———英国谚语
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http://www.socialforce.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=5432
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